I found myself shopping for kinky furniture at Yihaodian.com and taobao.com.

I have a one bedroom apartment/studio that came furnished. I'm single and hadn't gotten laid in over two months. So, I went out on the prowl and found a nice UK girl to romp with. That was fun.

Now that I'm more settled with work, I now have an interest in settling other aspects of my life: aka, making sure my pad is romp friendly. These are, in my opinion, some of the key elements to any bro-pad that aspires to be romp friendly:

1. Live alone.
2. Female hygiene friendly: stock ur bathroom with brand new toothbrushes, floss, and mouthwash.
3. Shower and sheets: lots of extra clean towels so she can shower, at least two sets of bed sheets (in case she is a squirter, in case you make a mess, etc., and if you really want to be nice to your sweet one night girl friend, make sure you have lotion and a blow dryer.
4. The after party drinks: stocked fridge with hard liquor, stuff to mix hard liquor with, beer, red and white wine. Essentially, give her no excuse to not drink -- you have every permutation possible to get her drunk.
5. The after party snacks: finger foods like chicken nuggets and ramen/eggs, cookies, crackers, and desserts like ice cream in the pint sizes, preferably chocolate or stawberry vanilla, or green tea ice cream. If you don't cook, just get the desserts...
6. Health and Safety: Condoms and lube.
7. Ambiance: A nice couch with a coffee table and a TV, mood lighting to dim the space but not be pitch black. Ideal for visual pleasure.
8. Mirrors. Lots of mirrors but dont make them obvious, please. (No mirrors on the ceiling, etc.)
9. Don't be a pig. Keep your place decently clean.
10. And finally, the final step which I am working on right now, kinky furniture.

What is kinky furniture? It's furniture you can fuck on and fuck well. Let me share with you two of my favorites:

The Simple Chair With No Arm Rests

No arm rests, no wheels at the bottom. This chair is the bomb for romping. Guy sits on the chair, woman can either straddle you frontward or turn around and wave her butt in the air. In this position, the woman does all the work but she also takes command and does her man how she wants it done. Watch out for butt marks for sitting on the chair too long.

What I like about this is checking out the beauty of the female body, watching her boobs bounce up and down, holding her body close which brings a warmth and intimacy. Also, if she turns around you can just sit back, relax and let her do her thing.

The Kitchen Counter

Okay, men under six feet tall probably don't apply, unless you have a really low kitchen counter. But some kitchen counters are lower. The woman sits on top of the kitchen counter (not laying down but sitting up), legs spread wide, and the man basically stands completely upright and goes in while both partners are looking at each other eye to eye. I think this is very intimate. I once did it like this in a hotel bathroom counter in Los Angeles about two years ago with a woman who was 5'10 and it was super awesome... and unfortunately I couldn't last as long as I wanted to because of it. But it's definitely a huge turn-on for the guy because you get to bang the woman while you see her entire upper body and your hands are free to roam her breasts, her hips, love handles, neck, face, cheeks, wherever. And you get to see her facial expression each time you penetrate her...

If you're a shorter guy, I'd recommend a small washing machine or a small desk which can do the same trick.

... hmm... I can't think of anything else that's unconventional at the moment? Have any other good ideas for kinky furniture? I'm currently shopping. (Yes, I have a bed and a couch.) 

anyone still on this site? is this place even alive?

Is it wrong that I feel so bad about leaving DC?

I sincerely love this place to death. I see this place as an amazing home because I've made some awesome friends out here. I seriously just can't believe I'm going to pick up and leave this...

This is totally different from when I left the bay area. I was elated, excited, anxious, and I felt like it was ripe.

Washington, DC, on the other hand, feels like the gloves fits so well. I can't explain it other than I love this town so much...

I can't say this is the stupidest move I've ever made but moving out of DC would be a move towards more pain than pleasure that's for sure.

This has been 2.5 years of vacation for me...

I can't believe I'm leaving Washington, DC... it feels so good. I wish I just wanted to be a Hill staffer, mediocre lobbyist, or a VA/MD/DC attorney.

Why do I want to fight for more?

This is sad... I'm feeling really sad that time moves forward... and my professional aspirations always have the last word.